MovieFails

For many people our age, this is the end of an era. First, I would like to apologize for not reading the books (they just got so big over the years). I know. I’m a terrible person, but let’s move on.

I had no idea how this would end. Paying for the extra dimension did not do anything for the movie, other than at the end when he who must not be named turns into little pieces of paper. For me, some things did not quite make sense until I dissected it with some of the readers later. But overall, it was a fantastic end and definitely the most captivating of all the HP movies.

In the film, it was hard to believe that Harry Potter even liked Ginny. The Asian girl looked better than before, I may have chosen Cho over Ginny if those were my only two options.

My favorite character is Snape: Alan Rickman played the role to perfection throughout and let’s not forget J.K. Rowling’s stroke of genius in the character development.

The Epilogue was fun, but a little weird. A-

I thought Snape was Harry’s father for a second #toointostarwars

As a Lost fan, I am a firm supporter of J. J. Abrams. This movie was Cloverfield meets E.T. The young cast did an excellent job, J. J. Abrams was able to develop the characters brilliantly and artistically convey the letting go of a loved one (brought me back to when I was 7 years old and went to Universal Studios on the E.T. ride). Abrams is a master of mystery; Super 8 embodies his Mystery Box TED Talk http://www.ted.com/talks/j_j_abrams_mystery_box.html. If you didn’t know already, a Super 8 an old fashion video camera according to Wikipedia. A

This movie may be the best movie this summer, I say this with a handful of big movies still to come this summer, such as Cars 2, Transformers 3, Harry Potter 7-2, and Captain America (which I’m most excited about, hence my name: Captain Awesome).

“J.J., I am your father”

My sister forced me to watch this movie. I sat with my friends in the theater and my sister sat in between my mom and my dad because of the only seats available. The opening scene was a sex scene that was extremely awkward for everyone, especially my sister (dodged a bullet there). The movie was exceptionally funny and it also displayed brilliant metaphorical nuances when Megan (the crazy fat chick) makes Annie (the main character) realize to not ask for pity. I walked in expecting a female version of the Hangover, but this movie was actually the opposite; it was everything other than the bachelorette party. The movie was ridiculous enough to be great and was also an excellent romantic comedy. A-

Oh no, it’s happening…it happened

For an amateur car lover, action movie enthusiast, and ex-WWF watcher, this movie was perfect. This movie is exactly what the y-chromosome needs. The director Justin Lin even found a way to fit an incoherent pre-drag race scene with the beautiful girls walking around into the movie. You have the Rock tackling Vin Diesel through walls and random shooting and ridiculous chase scenes that makes the movie look like Black Ops. After the movie, my friend and I raced home our sub-par (from the movie) vehicles. I still didn’t learn my lesson from watching Tokyo Drift. A-

My Tokyo Drift Story: After that movie, I was drag racing some other ricers from the theater in my Audi A4. An M3 torched us all. When I was about to arrive at my friend’s house, I decided (bad decision) to drift the final turn. My tired popped because of the unleveled street…We went to get my friend’s brother to help with the tire. When we got back to my car, the police were there (Sigh). The police officer confronted me and asked, “Did you just watch Tokyo Drift?” I reluctantly said “Yes” because the officer was spot on.

getting very intimate here